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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:48
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Renck: If J.K. Dobbins stays healthy, he’ll be reason Broncos win AFC West - The Denver Post
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
NASA says 'city killer' asteroid could smash into moon and is 'not safe' - Irish Star
Then came..
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Smoking Weed and Eating Edibles Share This Surprising Health Risk - Gizmodo
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Freaks and Cheeks
Could This Diet Be the Key to Preventing Alzheimer's and Dementia? - bestlifeonline.com
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
The Best Tea for Lowering High Blood Pressure, Recommended by a Dietitian - EatingWell
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
2025 College World Series: How All 8 Teams In Omaha Stacked Up In The Preseason - Baseball America
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Is the Shia claim true that Imam Ali was born inside the Kaaba?
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How do I become a Buddhist, and can someone explain Buddhism to me?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Global Investors Suddenly Have a New Concern: A U.S. ‘Revenge Tax’ - WSJ